Thursday, March 08, 2007



This is how my entire week has gone so far. The stress at work isn't helping my already existent headache that stems from the
front of my face!!! I suppose got every last thing that I deserve from this!!! Maybe I am just full of it too!

Anyway, here is the latest rendition of how much I have indeed struggled this week! It is very obvious that my right eye is a little on the "not-so-normal" side. My left eye has a hint of the abnormal, but I can get away with people not asking who beat me up. I do not believe the nose is broken, I have had tell me that it did not appear to be, but I will wait a little longer until the swelling goes down a bit, so I might be able to tell better. If not, then I guess I will break down and go see someone more professional about it!!!

It is kind of a creepy picture isn't it? I apologize for that. I tried to do the simplest little thing the other night by blowing my nose, and I just about ended up in tears!!! I think that small task hurt worse than the actual event itself. Much of the feedback I have received from others, suggested that it really was no surprise what happened to me. "Only you," they said. "It all stems back to your
[stupid] childhood." I really have nothing else left to say about what happened except, I was a stupid child. And, I struggle!

Note to all of you...
  1. Be very careful when playing racquetball (or any sport/game) with me. Emotions tend to run high, adrenaline gets pumping and there is no telling what might happen! Kristeee and a few others I am sure can vouch for that with a sounding, "You're not kidding!"
  2. Be very careful when your around me while I am cooking. Things (mostly just me) tend to get burned almost every time--although, I haven't done that in a very long time. Never mind the fact I don't really cook anymore. I am making my roommates dinner on Sunday, and then Shameonyou21 and her b.f. Randoval, sometime next week, so we'll see how that goes!
  3. Be very careful when going out to eat with me. VERY bad things tend to happen. Restaurateurs seem to forget everything they should do (the right way), or how their guests should be treated when I walk into their establishments. If that crazy event doesn't take place you will usually find me complaining about something. Just pat me on the head, and tell me, "That'll do Foodie, that'll do!" (Obviously done in the Shrek voice, of course!)
  4. Be very careful when you are around me no matter what I am doing, who knows what dangerous events might take place. I can trip on air at any given moment, I can spill food down the front of me at any given moment, because I have a drinking problem (the other one besides my alcohol problem), I can have liquid come out my nose at any given moment.
What else might happen? You all know me so very well. You tell me what strange occurrences might happen just by being in my presence. Please enlighten me of my "luck" or lack thereof.


QueenMeadow said...

Do not work with you or your boss may turn into a raving lunatic that blames everything on you.

Sorry about the rough week, here's hoping the weekend is better!

jaime said...

Despite all that, I still think you are the coolest! I'm not going to stop hanging out with you, so don't expect me to. I will just take my chances...that, and I have somehow learned over the years of our friendship to accomodate for all those bad luck things. It seems to be working!

I also want to say that I am sorry for your bad week, especially when I called to find you still at the Inkspot at 7pm on a Friday night. I hope things look up this weekend.

P.S. That really is kind of a creepy picture! :)

Kristeee said...

Jaime's totally right - you're still great! And nothing's going to happen next time. I'm bringing a pair of bubble-wrap shorts. You're in charge of the face mask. Go team!