For Christmas, a friend of mine gave me a poster of something called "Happy Bunny." The reason she gave me this poster, and the reason she knew it would be a hit, was because one day in the 7Eleven getting hot chocolate, I noticed a "Happy Bunny" calendar. I shared it with the others in our group because it is full of pictures of these colorful cartoon bunnies with little sayings or comments. These aren't ordinary comments you must realize. These are rude, and insulting statements toward you, if you are the one reading it.Rude and insulting=FUNNY right? In my strange, twisted world that I live in, it usually does! The picture to the left is from a UK based store online, and apparently, they can be even more mean than the ones found in the US, so I didn't put all of those on my list.
Listed below are a some of the excerpts from the poster that is now hanging on the wall in my room:
· LIKE I NEED YOUR APPROVAL
· Nobody’s perfect. I’m as close as it gets
· I’m cute. You’re not. Seems so unfair
· Please put all questions in the form of a compliment
· You’re dumb. I like that
· It’s not your fault. I’m blaming you anyway
· Ok. I’m perfect. Now stop staring
· You go girl. And don’t come back
· This has been fun but I have to barf now
· Not listening
· Life. Get one
· I’m cute let’s put me in charge
· I’m not spoiled. I deserve all my stuff
· I’m happy, don’t wreck it by talking
· Me pretending to listen should be enough for you
· Its not my fault your icky
· Let’s not bore each other. you start
· Don’t make me open a can of pout
· I am only mean to those people who tell me to be nice
· I hear the other ucky people calling you
· Let’s be friends, I’d like a dumb friend
· Kids are the future. Frightened?
· It’s sad your own mom dresses you like that
· I have a dream, and in it, something eats you
· Does it hurt being so dumb?
· So beautiful to look at, so easy to annoy
· Nobody ever suspects me
· I like to scare old people
· Crazy doesn’t even begin to cover it
· Boys lie and kind of stink
· You’re ugly and that’s sad
· I hate everything
· I just don’t listen
· Hooray for guys with money
· You smell like butt
Which one best fits you/which one is your favorite/which one would you most like to use on someone you know??? The second one down from the top is definitely me!
8 comments:
Ok, this doesn't suit me as a description of me, but I would totally say this to someone...
Does it hurt to be so dumb? oh man, thats hilair!!
Personally. I enjoy...
"Me Want Hurt You."
Cause well, me does. :)
I particularly enjoy "I'm cute, put me in charge" and would be most likely to use "I'm happy, don't wreck it by talking" on occasion. In fact, I can think of a couple people I'd love to say that to . . . until they retaliated and then I'd be on the losing end for sure. :) Sounds like I need to come see your place again - did you get your quote up on the wall, too?
QUEENMEADOW-Actually I think this one suits you and your family:
"Kids are the future. Frightened?"
More like, YOUR kids are the future, and that is enough to scare anyone!!! J/K
SHAMEONYOU21-This is mine for you:
"I have a dream, and in it, something eats you!"
I figured since you and I share a love of cooking/food, that has to be the death of one of us right?
KRISTEEE-this one is for you:
"Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it!"
Nuf said!
what are you trying to say exactly?? :)
I think I can go with "like I need your approval"--that's me.
I decided that this one is me "beautiful to look at, easy to annoy."
hehehehehe
I still love the one my sister had on her poster in her college dorm room. It said, "You suck, and that's sad." Of course, the bunny had a tear or two, which for some reason made me laugh even more. Anyway...I also think the last one "You smell like butt" is particularly meaningful. :)
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